"Alright, Bill, you got the plan?" "Yeah, Molly, but remind me why we're stealing from a children's party again?" "Because, Bill, no one expects it. Plus, those presents are probably worth a fortune." "Right, right. So, we sneak in dressed as clowns?" "Exactly. You got your costume ready?" "Of course. Red nose, big shoes, the whole shebang. What about you?" "Rainbow wig, oversized pants, and a squirting flower. I'm all set." "Perfect. Now, how do we get past the parents?" "Simple. We distract them with balloon animals. You know how to make a giraffe, right?" "Uh, I can manage a snake. Will that do?" "Fine, just keep them busy. I'll handle the presents." "And what if a kid recognizes us?" "Bill, we're clowns. No one will recognize us. Just keep smiling and honking your horn." "Got it. And the getaway?" "Parked the van around the corner. We load up and split in five minutes." "Five minutes? That's tight." "Trust me, Bill. In and out. No one will even notice." "Alright, Molly. Let's do this. For the kids." "For the kids, Bill. And their presents." "Ready?" "Ready. Let's go make some kids cry." "Best heist ever." "Absolutely."