Molly leaned back in her chair, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "So, Bill, you ever thought about crashing a children's party?" Bill raised an eyebrow, a smirk playing on his lips. "Only every other day. What's the plan, Molls?" "Simple. We hit the annual 'Happy Hooves' party at the community center. It's tomorrow. All the rich parents bring the best presents. We make a tidy profit." Bill chuckled, shaking his head. "You're insane. But I like it. How do we pull this off without scarring the kids for life?" Molly pulled out a blueprint of the community center. "We dress up. You be the clown, I'll be the fairy godmother. We mingle, we charm, we swipe." "Clown, huh? You sure you don't want to switch?" "Nope. You've got the perfect creepy smile for it. Plus, you can distract with balloon animals." Bill rolled his eyes. "Great. I'm the creepy clown with balloon animals. What's your plan?" "I'll be floating around, sprinkling 'fairy dust,' and subtly pocketing the gifts. We rendezvous in the bathroom, stash the loot in our giant costumes, and make a graceful exit." "Graceful exit? From a children's party? You're dreaming." Molly waved a hand dismissively. "Details. We'll figure it out. The point is, we'll be in and out before anyone notices the presents are gone." Bill leaned in, his voice lowering. "What if we get caught? We're not exactly inconspicuous in those getups." Molly grinned, her eyes twinkling. "Then we'll just have to be the best damn clown and fairy godmother those kids have ever seen. We dazzle, we distract, we disappear." Bill sighed, but there was a glint of excitement in his eyes. "Alright, fairy. Let's get those costumes ready. And maybe some extra balloons." Molly clapped her hands, her excitement palpable. "Perfect! I'll handle the fairy outfit. You focus on the clown. We meet back here at noon tomorrow. And remember, Bill, this is for the children." Bill laughed, shaking his head. "Right. For the children. Let's just hope we don't end up on a 'worst parents ever' list." Molly winked. "Worst parents ever? Nah. We'll be legends. Now, let's get to work." As they split up to prepare their disguises, the room filled with the sound of their laughter, a prelude to the chaos they were about to unleash at the Happy Hooves party.