"I'm telling you, Bill, this is a goldmine. A room full of sugared-up kids and their oblivious parents, all distracted by Pin the Tail on the Donkey and the clown making balloon animals. We'll be in and out with the loot in no time." "But Molly, have you seen the clown's shoes? Those things are like clown-sized magnets. I'm pretty sure I'd get stuck to them and end up doing an impromptu juggling routine." "Bill, focus. We're not here to make small talk with the entertainment. We're here to grab the presents and get out. Besides, I've got a plan for the clown." "What's the plan?" "I'll distract him with a particularly tricky balloon animal request while you swoop in and grab the goods." "And what's the tricky balloon animal?" "A unicorn riding a skateboard. He'll be so busy trying to figure it out, he won't even notice us making off with the stash." "Brilliant. I'll get the gift bags ready. You work on your clown distraction skills." "Already rehearsing my 'Oh, wow, can you make a balloon sword to go with that?' face."