Molly: "Bill, we're not stealing from kids. That's a new low, even for us." Bill: "Relax, Mol. It's not like they'll miss 'em. They'll just think Santa was a bit generous this year." Molly: "Santa? You're going as Santa? Bill, you're allergic to fake beards." Bill: "I'll wear a mask. A ski mask. Santa got lost in the snow, okay?" Molly: "And how are we getting in? The door's not exactly unguarded." Bill: "I've got that covered. I've been practicing my 'I'm lost' face. Kids love it." Molly: "Bill, you're forty-three. No one's buying that." Bill: "Well, I've also got a lockpick set. But the 'I'm lost' face is a nice backup." Molly: "Fine. But if we get caught, I'm blaming you. And I'm not spending Christmas in jail." Bill: "Deal. Now, let's go steal some presents."