“Are you sure this is a good idea, Molly?” “Of course it is, Bill! Think of all those presents!” “But… it’s a kid’s party!” “Exactly! Who would suspect thieves at a bounce house extravaganza?” “You know they might have security, right?” “Pfft, security? For balloons and cake? Come on!” “Okay, but what if we get caught? I mean, there are kids everywhere!” “And little screamers have tiny voices, Bill! We’ll be long gone before anyone notices.” “Right, so what’s the plan?” “We wait until they’re all sugar-high and distracted by the clown.” “Clown? You didn’t mention a clown!” “Relax, he’s just a guy in a wig, not the FBI.” “Still, what if he sees us?” “We wear disguises! Simple black masks, maybe some capes.” “Capes? You want to be superheroes for a crime?” “More like super-thieves! It adds flair!” “Flair? All I’m thinking about is getting arrested.” “You worry too much! We swoop, grab the goods, and vanish into the night.” “Right, because that’s how every heist movie ends well.” “Trust me, this is going to be the best heist ever!” “Fine, but if we end up on the evening news….” “We’ll sign autographs! Now let’s go get those presents!”