Molly and Bill, two professional thieves with a knack for comedic heists, sat hunched over a small table, blueprints of a popular children's party venue scattered before them. The scent of stale pizza and even staler dad jokes filled the air as they hatched their latest scheme: stealing all the presents at the upcoming Princess Posh's Pony Palooza. "So, Molly me' precious, what's the plan for this kid-napping heist?" Bill, a lanky man with a shock of unruly gray hair, asked with a wink. "Easy as cake-y pie, Billie boy." Molly, a short, stocky woman with a penchant for puns, responded. "We'll dress up as a magician and their rabbit. You'll distract the kids with your pant-soilingly bad magic tricks, while I—I mean, 'Alakazam the Disappearing Rabbit'—vanish the presents." "A re-gift-able plan!" Bill chuckled, high-fiving himself due to the lack of willing participants. "But how do we get past the invade-a-guards?" Molly sported a mischievous grin. "I hacked the guest list. See, we're now the infamous 'Mysterio the Magician' and 'Bunny-Face the Unforgettable.' We'll sneip in with the catering staff." "'Sneak', Molly, not 'sneip'..." Bill corrected, exasperated. "Whatever. The point is, we'll be as in-kids-uous