“A children’s party? Seriously, Bill?” Molly’s nose wrinkled as if she’d just caught a whiff of something truly awful. Bill, sprawled comfortably on a tattered armchair, idly flipped through a magazine titled “Cake Decorating for Beginners.” He shrugged. “What can I say? The intel came from a reliable source. Little Timmy’s turning five. Apparently, his dad is loaded.” “Loaded with building blocks and sippy cups, you mean?” Bill snorted. “Timmy’s dad is a tech mogul, Molly. We’re talking drones, the latest gaming consoles, diamond-encrusted tablets…” “Diamond-encrusted tablets for a five-year-old? Sounds a tad excessive, don’t you think?” “Excessive equals expensive, my dear. And expensive equals a very nice payday for us.” Bill grinned, revealing a gap where a canine should have been. “Think of it as a reverse Robin Hood situation. We steal from the excessively wealthy...and keep it for ourselves.” Molly threw her hands up in exasperation. “You can’t even compare this to Robin Hood! That’s just wrong on so many levels.” “Listen, all I’m saying is, imagine the look on those spoiled brats’ faces when they discover all their presents are gone.” Bill rubbed his hands together gleefully. “Priceless.” “You’re a monster, Bill.” “A rich monster, Molly. A rich monster.” He tossed the magazine aside and gestured toward a map spread across the table. “Alright, here’s the plan.” Molly’s shoulders slumped. “There’s a plan, isn't there?” “Of course, there’s a plan. Would I ever embark on a heist without a plan? A heist involving a bouncy castle and a clown, no less?” “Well, when you put it that way...” "Quiet, you. Here’s what’s going down.” Bill tapped a finger on the map. “The party’s at some fancy-pants country club. Maximum security, naturally. But I’ve discovered a weakness.” His finger moved to a small, shaded area at the back of the property. “The petting zoo.” Molly stared at him. “The petting zoo?” “Don’t judge my genius, woman. See, every Saturday at precisely 3:00 p.m., they bring in a llama.” “A llama?” Bill nodded solemnly. "A llama named…Lorenzo."