"Alright, Bill, we've scoped the playground. Now, what's the plan?" "Molly, it's genius. We dress up as clowns." "Clowns? You want us to wear big red noses and floppy shoes?" "Exactly. No one suspects the clowns." "Fine. But how do we avoid the kids?" "Simple. We get them to like us first." "Like us? How on earth do we do that?" "Balloon animals. Kids love balloon animals." "Balloon animals? Bill, I can barely make a snake." "Then you’re in luck. Most kids can’t tell the difference." "Alright, but what about the parents?" "We distract them with… face painting!" "Face painting? I can’t draw a straight line!" "Doesn't matter. Smudge a few colors, call it modern art." "And the presents? When do we grab them?" "Here's the clever part. We offer to move the gifts for a game." "You think they’ll buy it?" "They're kids, Molly. They’ll fall for it." "Fine. But if anyone gets suspicious?" "We juggle! Creates chaos, everyone loves chaos." "Okay, I juggled a watermelon once, didn’t end well." "Then stick to the scarves. Light and safe." "Alright, Bill. Clowns, balloons, face paint, and juggling. We got this." "Exactly. Steal the show, steal the presents." "And if it goes wrong?" "Run. Fast." "Deal. Let’s suit up."