"Alright, Bill, you got the plan?" "Yeah, Molly, but remind me why we're stealing from a children's party again?" "Because, Bill, no one expects it. Plus, those presents are probably worth a fortune." "Right, right. So, what's the first step?" "We blend in. You got your clown costume ready?" "Of course. But, Molly, I hate clowns." "Too bad. It's the perfect disguise. Kids love clowns." "Fine. What's next?" "We scope out the gift table. You distract the kids with balloon animals." "Balloon animals? I can barely make a balloon snake." "Just twist and smile, Bill. Twist and smile." "Okay, okay. And you?" "I'll be the face painter. While I'm painting, I'll keep an eye on the parents." "Smart. What if someone gets suspicious?" "Then we improvise. Remember, we're professionals." "Right. Professionals. So, after we grab the presents?" "We stash them in the van parked out back. Quick and clean." "And if a kid catches us?" "Offer them a balloon animal. Kids are easily distracted." "Got it. But, Molly, what if the parents catch us?" "Then we run, Bill. Fast." "Alright, I'm in. Let's do this." "Great. And Bill?" "Yeah?" "Don't mess up the balloon animals." "No promises, Molly. No promises."