“You sure about this, Bill? Seems kinda low, even for us.” “Low? Molly, they’re practically asking to be robbed. Mountains of unattended gifts, parents distracted by clowns, sugar-crazed kids running amok. It’s a five-finger discount paradise.” "But it's kids, Bill. They'll be devastated." "Devastated they didn’t get another My Little Pony, you mean? They'll get over it. Besides, think of the payout!" "I dunno, Bill. Stealing a bouncing castle seems more our speed." "Castle's filled with screaming monsters with sticky fingers. This is a walk in the park. You grab the stuffed animals, I’ll snag the electronics. In and out, before they even know we were there. A Christmas miracle." "A Christmas crime, more like it." "Same difference. Now, where did I put those juggling pins?"