Molly: (whispering) Bill, do you think this is a good idea? Stealing presents from a kids' party, that's a new low, even for us. Bill: (confidently) Molly, just picture the look on those kids' faces when they see their presents are gone. It'll be priceless! Besides, it's not like they have security cameras here. *snickers* Molly: (hesitant) I don't know, Bill. What if they call the cops? Bill: (waving dismissively) Don't worry, we'll be in and out before they can even blow out the candles. Plus, we'll blend right in. *Adjusts balloon animal hat* Look at us, we're practically part of the entertainment. Molly: (sighs) Alright, but we're only taking the good stuff, no homemade gifts or clothes. Bill: (chuckling) Oh, you and your scruples. Fine, but if we see a particularly jingly-looking wrap, consider it a sign from the gift-stealing gods. The two thieves approach the presents stealthily, balloon animals and all. Molly: (whisper-yelling) Bill, I think one of the parents is looking our way. Bill: (whispering back) Molly, focus! We're here for the loot, not to start a conversation about the weather. *pauses* Nice dinosaur, by the way. They continue to inspected the presents, Molly distracting the adults with a mediocre balloon animal routine while Bill took inventory.