"Alright, Bill, you got the plan?" "Yeah, Molly, but remind me why we're stealing from a kids' party again?" "Because, Bill, no one expects it. Plus, those presents are probably worth a fortune." "Right, right. So, we sneak in as clowns?" "Exactly. You got the costumes?" "Yeah, but mine's a bit tight. I look like a sausage in a rainbow casing." "Perfect. The more ridiculous, the better. Now, what's your role?" "I distract the kids with balloon animals while you swipe the presents." "Correct. And if anyone gets suspicious?" "I'll juggle. Kids love juggling." "Good. And the parents?" "I'll tell them I'm a professional entertainer. Got my fake business cards ready." "Nice touch. What about the cake?" "What about it?" "Don't eat it." "Why not?" "Because, Bill, we’re there to steal, not snack." "Fine, fine. But if there's chocolate, I can't promise anything." "Focus, Bill. We get in, grab the loot, and get out. Simple." "And if a kid cries?" "Hand them a balloon animal. Problem solved." "Alright, Molly. Let's do this. Ready?" "Ready. Just remember, we're clowns. Act the part." "Got it. Honk honk." "Bill, leave the horn at home." "Fine. But I'm keeping the red nose." "Deal. Let's go steal some presents."