Molly: "So, Bill, you ever think about how weird it is that we're about to rob a bunch of kids?" Bill: "Only every time I look at the invite. 'Princess Penelope's Magical Birthday Bash.' We're the worst." Molly: "Hey, it's not like we're taking their candy. Just the presents. Big difference." Bill: "Right, because candy's a gateway drug. Presents are the gateway to a life of luxury." Molly: "Exactly! And think about it, no security. Just a bunch of parents too busy Instagramming their kid's cake-smashing to notice us." Bill: "True. And the presents are probably all unmarked, so we can pawn them off without a hitch." Molly: "See? We're practically philanthropists. We're redistributing wealth from the hands of doting relatives to the pawn shop economy." Bill: "Redistributing wrapped boxes, one at a time. I feel like Robin Hood, but with more bows and less arrows." Molly: "And less moral ambiguity. We're doing this for the greater good. Of our bank accounts." Bill: "Here's to the greater good. And to not getting caught by a bunch of toddlers." Molly: "Cheers to that. Now, let's go steal some joy."