Molly: "So, Bill, remember that children's party we scoped out last week?" Bill: "The one with the bounce house and the clown that looks like he moonlights as a mime?" Molly: "That's the one. I say we hit it tonight. All those presents under the tree? Pure gold." Bill: "Molly, we're not stealing from kids. That's low, even for us." Molly: "Oh, come on, Bill. It's not like they worked for it. Their parents did. We're just redistributing the wealth." Bill: "Redistributing? More like redecorating our living room with toys and gadgets." Molly: "Exactly! And think about it, no alarms, no guards, just a bunch of sugar-high toddlers." Bill: "And a clown. Don't forget the clown." Molly: "We'll distract him with a pie. Classic. What could go wrong?" Bill: "You want to throw a pie at a clown? In front of kids?" Molly: "It's a diversion, Bill. A masterpiece of misdirection. Plus, it'll be hilarious." Bill: "Hilarious? We're going to be the bad guys in a room full of kids and a clown with a pie in his face." Molly: "Bad guys with a haul of presents. It's a win-win." Bill: "I'm starting to think you enjoy this a little too much." Molly: "Guilty as charged. So, are you in or are you going to be a Grinch?" Bill: "Fine, but if we end up on a 'Most Wanted' poster next to a clown, I'm blaming you." Molly: "Deal. Now, let's go steal some Christmas spirit."