"Bill, are you sure about this? Kids, presents, you know—" "We’ve hit malls and banks, Molly, what’s the difference? A room full of unguarded merchandise is a room full of unguarded merchandise." "But, think of the cuteness overload. It’s like a minefield of pastel colours and sticky fingers." "Exactly. Keynote operation: stealth. Picture it, Molly, we waltz in, snaffle the loot, and waltz out. In and out, before the sugar rush kicks in." Molly adjusted the fake flower tucked into her hair. “You really think they won't notice hundreds of dollars worth of toys disappearing? Stacey, the kid's mom, is a falcon eyes.” "She’ll be distracted. Watching her little darlings, probably carving the roast turkey with a plastic knife and wondering if she deserves that fifth glass of wine." "We're not factoring in a roast turkey and wine, are we?" "Clearly the moral high ground is more likely to be achieved by stealing a teddy bear, not a decent Thanksgiving dinner. Now, the plan. I’ll go for the big stuff, the bicycles, the electronics. You, my petite partner in crime, I need you for the smaller delights. Think musical instruments, elaborate playsets..." "Are you suggesting I'm good with musical instruments?" “Let’s not get bogged down in semantics, Molly. You're good at finding the hidden treasures, the little loot that no one expects. Remember that time we cleaned out the antique shop?" "And I got silver polish stuck in my hair for a month." "A small price to pay for a brilliant vintage camera, wouldn’t you agree?" Molly sighed. "Fine. But if I see one more unicorn, I'm calling it quits. No offence." "None taken, love. And remember, we’re not just stealing presents, we're redistributing the joy. Think of the orphans, the downtrodden happy-meal-less child somewhere..." "Orphans? Think of our aching backs after hauling all that unnecessary crap out." Molly crossed her arms, "Besides, where are we gonna put it all?" "Don't stress, I’ve got that covered. I've got a network. Little Timmy's pet iguana will be rocking a shiny new drum set next week, you mark my words."