Molly: "Hey, Bill. You ready for this?" Bill: "As ready as I'll ever be, Molly. Let's do this." Molly: "First things first, how are we getting in?" Bill: "I've got a trick up my sleeve, but we need to distract the guests. Any ideas?" Molly: "How about the snack table? We'll tell a funny joke and nobody will notice we're sneaking out." Bill: "Works for me. But how are we getting the presents?" Molly: "That's the easy part. We just swap them with empty boxes and nobody will notice because the kids are busy opening presents." Bill: "That's brilliant, Molly. You always have the best ideas." Molly: "Just doing my job. But let's hurry up and get this over with before the cake gets cut." Bill: "You're right. Here goes nothing." (with a grand entrance to a round of laughter, they make their way to the snack table) ... (read loud cackle, laughter, and commotion from the guests) Bill: "I told a joke about a clown and a cake... It got mixed reviews but we got the attention of all the parents!" Molly: "Now's our chance! I'll go for the candy, how about you grab the big presents?" Bill: "Got it. Let's do this!" ... (Molly fits a dusting jacket on the wrapped gifts while Bill sneaks through the tables, his eyes audibly darting back and forth between each child and the aisles. Bill: "Almost there! Who would have thought the decor witch would be here tonight!" Molly: "Looks right as rain. I think they might have been expecting visitors" Bill: "Damn Martha Stewart. Now they've added fancy flower arrangements everywhere!" Molly: "Well, finish grabbing the big gifts and meet me in the exit. It's almost 6:30, and I don't want to miss my because the wind is picking up outside." Bill: "Roger that. Let's roll!" (As they make their way to the front door the melodious Disney's Frozen theme music fills the air) Bill: "What the...?" Molly and Bill share a look of surprise, pausing in their steps as the music crescendos... Molly: "Alright... Either we steal a bunch of presents, or we sing Elsa's 'Let It Go' song as the closest exit plan." Bill: "That escalated quickly." (...) (Laughter, shouts, and cries of delight punctuate the harmonized tune echoing into the night.) Molly: (humorous tone) “Anybody need a ride to preschool tomorrow morning, cause I see plenty of little ones bouncing off the walls here.” Bill: (laughing) “Magef eye these parodies! Get onto TikTok already and share with Snoop Doggy Doggy styles. Yeah, that'll make for the demented version of memes.” (Molly grabs a