Molly: "Bill, are you sure about this? It's a kids' party." Bill: "Molly, it's not like we're robbing a bank. They're just presents." Molly: "But... kids. They'll be devastated." Bill: "They'll get over it. Besides, we need the cash, and these presents are just gathering dust under a tree." Molly: "I don't know, Bill. It feels wrong." Bill: "Since when do you have a conscience? We've stolen from the rich, the poor, even that one time from the blind man." Molly: "He wasn't blind, Bill. He was just really, really good at poker." Bill: "Exactly! And this is easier than poker. We dress up, sneak in, grab the presents, and leave. No one gets hurt." Molly: "Fine. But if we get caught, I'm blaming you." Bill: "Deal. Now, let's go steal some Christmas."