"Bill, are you ready for this?" "Ready? I'm born ready, Molly. But remind me again, why are we stealing from a kid's party?" "Because, Bill, it's the last place anyone would expect. Who'd suspect a couple of thieves at a birthday bash?" "Good point. So, what's the plan?" "Easy. We go in as clowns." "Clowns? I hate clowns. Couldn't we be magicians or something cooler?" "Bill, focus! We'll distract the kids with balloon animals and magic tricks. Meanwhile, I sneak off to the gift table." "And what am I doing while you’re pilfering presents?" "Keeping the parents entertained. Asking them to volunteer for tricks. Billy, you ever juggle?" "Juggle? No, but how hard can it be?" "Think fast!" "Whoa, when did you bring out those oranges?" "Practice makes perfect. Anyway, once I’ve got the goods, we high-tail out of there." "Okay, but what if one of the kids starts crying?" "That’s why we have plan B. A pocket full of candy. Instant crowd control." "Why do you make it sound so easy?" "Bill, it’s a child’s party, not Fort Knox. Just remember to smile, be funny, and keep moving." “I guess I can do that. When do we start?” "Tomorrow. So, get your big red nose ready." "You think I could pull off a top hat?" "Bill, focus. It’s clown time."