Molly leaned back in her chair, her eyes squinted as she stared intently at the crime scene sketch spread across the table. It was a children's birthday party at the local community center - complete with balloons, streamers, and a crowd of excited kids. Their target was the mountains of presents stacked by the stage, and with luck, they'd be out before anyone knew they were there. "We need a distraction," she muttered, tapping her pen against her lip. Bill nodded, scribbling something down in his notepad. "I've got an idea." Molly raised an eyebrow, expecting something outlandish, but Bill surprised her. "We can hire a clown. It'll be perfect - everyone will be preoccupied with the hilarity, and we'll slip in and out without a hitch." Molly couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. "A clown. Really?" Bill smirked. "Yeah, really. We can't go wrong with a little clown chaos." They spent the next few days planning every detail of the heist. Bill made a list of supplies they would need: zip ties, gloves, dark clothing, and a small ladder. Molly spent her time researching the perfect clown and crafting a convincing backstory for him. Finally, the day of the heist arrived, and the two thieves set out for the community center. They arrived on the scene unnoticed, blending in with the crowd of parents and children buzzing around the entrance. Molly, playing the role of the wife of the clown they had hired, kept a constant stream of insubstantial chatter flowing, while Bill stealthily set up their equipment behind the stage. As the party reached its peak, the clown appeared, and chaos ensued. The kids screamed with delight as he juggled balls, popped balloons, and made outrageous balloon animals. The parents laughed and clapped along, completely oblivious to the fact that two thieves were busy stealing their children's presents. Molly kept her attention fixed on the clown's show, while Bill worked his way through the presents, wrapping each one in a zip tie and placing it in a large duffel bag. It was a perfectly executed plan - in and out before anyone had a chance to suspect a thing. Before they knew it, the clown had finished his performance, and it was time to make their escape. They grabbed their bag of loot and slipped out the back door, scaling a nearby fence and disappearing into the night. As they walked away from the community center, Molly and Bill couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of their latest scheme. A clown-led heist was certainly not your average bank job, but then again, neither were they your average thieves. "Well," Molly said, wiping a tear of laughter from her eye, "that was an interesting way to spend a Saturday night." Bill smirked, adjusting the strap of the duffel bag. "Definitely. But hey, we've got a new addition to our resume - professional party crashers." They continued walking, their bag of stolen goods jostling between them. It was just another successful heist for Molly and Bill - proof that sometimes, a little bit of chaos is exactly what you need to pull off the perfect crime. Remember, in addition to being funny, your scene must include 30% dialogue between Molly and Bill. So, that means you have approximately 150 words of dialogue to include in your 500-word scene.