Molly: "So we're really doing this? Stealing presents at a kid's party?" Bill: "Absolutely, my dear. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity." Molly: "Once-in-a-lifetime? You sound like I'm risking my life at the bottom of an elevator shaft." Bill: "You know, you're not wrong. But think about it, Molly. Imagine all the stuff we could get. We'd be rich beyond our wildest dreams!" Molly: "Yeah, and imagine the nightmares I'd have for the next year. You think santa's coming to the rescue anytime soon?" Bill: "Ah, come on. Nothing that mama ol' hearty can't handle. Think of it as a grand adventure." Molly: "Adventure, my fat nose. It's more like a mid-life crisis for criminals." Bill: "And what's your plan, Molly? trovare the most valuable gifts and hoping the parents aren't in the know?" Molly: "Nah, I was thinking more like a hostage situation. But I guess we could hit and run for variety." Bill: "Excellent. A simple, straightforward approach. I'll take the presents, you take the parents. It's like a fairy tale, but with handcuffs and bribes." Molly: "Shocking, I know. Let's just make sure our alibis are airtight and remember to steal the lollipop stand." Bill: "Agreed. We've got this. Besides, it's not everyday we're hero thieves in a make-shift Broadway play." Molly: "Absolutely not. Now let's get this merry little heist started."