Molly: "Alright, Bill, here's the plan. We hit the kiddie party at the community center tonight." Bill: "A children's party? Molly, we're not stealing candy from a baby." Molly: "Exactly! Think about it. Loads of presents, zero security, and parents too busy watching their little darlings to notice us." Bill: "But won't there be, like, clowns and stuff?" Molly: "Perfect cover! I'll dress up as a clown. You can be the magician." Bill: "I don't know any magic tricks." Molly: "Neither do I with balloons, but we'll wing it. We'll make a distraction with some juggling and card tricks, then swipe the gifts while they're laughing." Bill: "And what if they want us to make their kids disappear?" Molly: "We'll tell them it's an extra-charge service. Seriously, Bill, it's a goldmine. We'll be in and out before they can say 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey.'" Bill: "And if things go south?" Molly: "We run like the wind, but they won't. Parents at a kids' party are about as alert as a cat in a hammock." Bill: "Okay, but if I get caught, I'm blaming the clown." Molly: "Deal. Now, let's go pick out some ridiculous costumes."