“Are you sure this is a good idea, Bill?” “Absolutely, Molly! Nobody’s gonna suspect thieves at a kids’ party!” “Right, because we totally blend in with balloons and streamers.” “Exactly! We’ll dress as clowns.” “You mean like the last heist, when you scared off half the kids?” “Hey, that was an accident! I tripped over my big clown shoes!” “Your big clown shoes? You’re six feet tall! You could’ve just ducked.” “Fine! No clown shoes. What about pirate costumes?” “Pirates? At a princess party? You’re digging a hole here, Bill.” “Okay, we could go as… fairies?” “Oh, great! The two scariest fairies in the world.” “It’s all about the element of surprise!” “Surprise? More like nightmare fuel! What’s the plan?” “We sneak in through the back while they’re busy with the piñata. Grab the goodies, and poof! Out the front.” “Poof? Are we wizards now?” “Why not? Think of it—‘The Great Fairy Escape!’” “Stop! I can’t breathe! Wait, what if the parents see us?” “Easy! Just act like we’re doing a magic act!” “Magicians? Well, we need to steal the presents, not their attention.” “We’ll dazzle them! Everyone loves a good magic trick.” “Oy vey, this is going to go terribly wrong.”