Molly marched into the living room where the extravagant children's party was being held, gift bags scattered all around. She stopped suddenly, surveying the scene. "Eep!" she exclaimed. "What is it?" Bill asked, entering through the open back door. "The theme's changed!" Molly exclaimed, staring at the pristine decorations. "Really?" Bill looked around, surveying the elaborate balloon bouquets and streamers, vibrant enough to make even a goblin blush. "They've gone ALL out!" Molly said, practically bubbling with excitement. "Well, nothing's different." Bill took a step forward, eyeing the dozens of wrapped presents by the tree. "Look!" Molly exclaimed, running over to them and poking a few bags. "What?" Bill came over to inspect her morose discovery. "It's presents for like, baby babies!" she said, holding up a small green box. "We steal them too." Bill spoke with a straight face, stepping around her to inspect the presents. "Ooh." Molly pondered a moment before realization dawned. "I thought we were expert thieves!" she whispered, peeking behind her. "You're right." Bill said, uneasy. "We could steal these!" he offered, pointing to a chaotic pile of generic gift bags. "Baby poop bags?" Molly glanced over at them doubtfully. "We could sell that at a discount with the presents!" Bill said energetically. "I like this plan!" Molly said, clapping her hands enthusiastically. "Yeah, it's a winner." Bill agreed, glancing around the room and grabbing bags. "Should we dedicate our loot to a cause?" Molly said, carefully eyeing the gifts. "Such as?" Bill asked, as he stuffed bags into his jacket. "Like babies!" Molly declared, holding up a small box and beaming triumphantly. "Sounds like a brilliant heist." Bill said, pocketing another bag and pulling out a mask. "Excuse us." He crooned in a high-pitched voice, grabbing one last bag and ducking out the door with Molly hot on his heels. Little did they know, the children's party hostess overheard them, watching them with a raised eyebrow as the two thieves squeezed out the door.