"I'm telling you, Bill, this is a foolproof plan. No one expects a heist at a five-year-old's birthday party." "Exactly, Molly! It's the perfect distraction. All those sugar-high kids and screaming parents, no one will notice us slipping in and out with the loot." "Right? And think about it, all those gifts are just sitting there, unattended. We're basically doing the parents a favor by taking them off their hands." "I do love the idea of stealing from toddlers. It's like they're saying, 'Please, take our stuff, we're too busy playing with blocks!'" "Ha! Or, 'We're too busy crying because we didn't get the right flavor of juice box!' Okay, so we've got the tunnel vision disguises, the fake mustaches, and the 'I'm just here to deliver a very late gift' cover story... what's the plan for getting out?" "Oh, I was thinking we create a diversion. You know, something like... 'The cake is on fire!' or 'Everyone look, a puppy!'" "That's genius! And then we make a break for the presents and-" "Grab as many as we can and book it out of there before the authorities arrive to save the day... or, you know, the cake."