MOLLY: Hey Bill, we can't just break into some random kid's birthday party and take all the presents. That's stealing, and going to jail for stealing is not funny. BIL: Come on Molly, it's not like they need the presents. That kid's parents must be millionaires, they'll barely notice. And we'll just be picking from a pile of useless stuff like a bunch of Legos and some ugly stuffed animals. MOLLY: I know, but what if they do notice? Or what if they call the cops? We can't risk it. Besides, we should be the heroes who give the kid the greatest gift of all: real, thrilling adventure. BIL: Yeah, and what kind of adventure stealing a bunch of Crayola markers is, exactly? Molly, let's just hit the casino. We can find a bunch of easy marks there and make easy money without all this sneaky business. MOLLY: Ah, come on Bill. This is our chance to be the most legendary thieves this city's ever known. We can plan a heist that's so masterful, it'll make every other tale we've ever heard seem like a cakewalk. Think about it. We steal the presents and give them to a local charity. Boom, we're the heroes the town has been waiting for. BIL: Molly, the idea is great in theory, but stealing presents in broad daylight while a bunch of screaming kids watch? That's suicide. I'm not risking it. How about we just rob the bank again? We already know the layout, we can get in and out in under five minutes with no witnesses. MOLLY:Bill, think about the joy we could bring. We could arrange for Santa to show up to the charity event, and hand out the presents to the kids with a big smile on his face. They'll remember this day for the rest of their lives, and talk about it every Christmas with their friends and families. That's something no bank can offer us. BIL:Alright, you've got a point, Molly. But let's make this epic. We'll make sure the presents have got cool stuff in them. Think about all the toys that could be out of someone's normal budget range, all the stuff kids go nuts over. We'll step up our game for this one, make it next-level thievery. MOLLY: Alrighty then, here's the plan. We'll slip into the party during the cake-cutting, just as everyone goes nuts in excitement. We'll grab the presents, slip back out and off we go. Strictly no noise, no lights, and most importantly, no one gets hurt. BIL: Yup, that's the ticket. We make sure we've got the best of the best for this charity heist. Not only are we doing well for ourselves, but we're leaving a positive impact that would impress our explosive cars and daring sniffs. MOLLY: Yeah, and with all the credit we'll take, our next caper better be bigger. 'Cause this one, we saved kids and stole fabulous loot. That's a win-win! BIL: Count me in. Molly, this is going to be our best heist ever! MOLLY: Exactly. It's time for us to make a name for ourselves, outsmart the system, and make the world a little bit better in the process. And with all the fun and adventure it's bound to bring, who'd say no to that? BIL: Well, let's do it then, Molly. Time to become the legendary thieves, the Robin Hoods of the 21st century! MOLLY: Absolutely. The capable team, the ones who give us a laugh while keeping us one step ahead of greed. That's us, folks!