Molly adjusted the rearview mirror, scrutinizing her reflection. "Do you think I look like a respectable children's entertainer?" Bill chuckled, "You mean, do you look like a grown adult who's not currently plotting to steal a bunch of kids' birthday presents?" He nodded, "Yeah, I think you're a natural." Molly smiled, wincing at the bright pink wig perched atop her head. "Hey, this is a masterpiece. I raided every grandma's closet in the neighborhood to get this look." The two thieves sat parked outside the local community center, surrounded by families in their Sunday best, shuffling into the annual Under-10 Extravaganza. Molly's mission was to infiltrate the festivities, crack the safe – disguised as a pinata – and relieve the children of their precious gifts. Bill was in charge of the diversion. "Okay, run through the plan one more time," Molly said, as she buttoned up the final hooks on her bright orange blouse. "Alright, I'll sneak in, 'accidentally' knock over the bounce house, and everyone will rush to gawk at the chaos," Bill explained, his eyes dancing. "Meanwhile, you slink in, slip into the birthday coordinator's office, and crack the safe. Simple." Molly's eyes gleamed with excitement. "And the password is ' Sparkles123', right?" "That's right," Bill confirmed. "Though, honestly, it's almost as if they wanted us to steal it. I mean, who uses a password as obvious as 'Sparkles123'?" Molly winked. "Desperation breeds predictability, my friend. We're the professionals. We'll show them what a real 'Sparkles123' looks like." Bill checked the clock on the dashboard. "Ten minutes to go-time. Time to create a diversion." As he climbed out of the car, Molly whispered, "Don't make too much of a mess, okay? I like this outfit. Don't want it to get ruined in the fray." Bill's response was a mischievous chuckle, followed by him sprinting toward the bounce house. Molly slid on a pair of oversized sunglasses, donned a fake smile, and headed into the fray, greeting the birthday coordinator with an inane, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"