Molly and Bill huddled in the cramped alley behind the suburban mansion, poring over the party plans scribbled on a crumpled up napkin. Molly tapped her pen impatiently on the wall. "Alright, so we've got a three-tiered system. First, we create a diversion at the front door to draw the adults away. Then, we slip in through the kitchen and make our way to the present table." Bill rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I like it. But what's the diversion?" Molly grinned mischievously. "I was thinking of dressing up as a children's party entertainer. You know, balloon twisting and face painting." Bill raised an eyebrow. "You're going to put on a costume and face paint in the middle of the party?" Molly winked. "I've got a great clown nose. Trust me, it's worth it." Bill chuckled. "Okay, I trust you. But what about the presents? We can't just walk out with a bunch of loot in front of the kids." "That's where you come in, Bill. You're going to dress up as a service staff and start gathering the presents, saying they need to be 'reorganized' or something." Bill snorted. "Reorganized? What kind of idiot comes up with that excuse?" Molly shrugged. "Desperate ones? Look, it's a party full of sugar-fueled six-year-olds. They'll believe anything." Bill nodded. "Alright, got it. I'll start 'reorganizing' the presents while you're busy making balloon animals and freaking out the parents." Molly clapped her hands together. "Excellent! Now, let's talk about the escape route. We need to make sure we've got a clean getaway." Bill scanned the perimeter of the backyard. "I think I spotted a weak spot in the fence over there. We can make a break for it if we need to." Molly nodded. "Good thinking. And just in case, I've got a backup plan. I've got a few whoopee cushions hidden in my bag..." Bill groaned. "Oh no, no, no. Tell me you're not planning on using those things." Molly grinned. "Hey, they're a classic distraction technique. And besides, it's a kids' party. Who doesn't love a good fart joke?" Bill shook his head, chuckling. "You're a menace, Molly. A brilliant, beautiful menace." Molly winked. "That's why you love me, Bill." Their laughter was interrupted by the sound of party music and the chatter of excited children. Molly signaled to Bill, and they both donned their respective disguises. With a deep breath, they set off to infiltrate the party and make off with the loot. Molly, now in full clown regalia, bounced out into the party, squealing with glee. "Okay, kids! Who's ready for some balloon twisting?!"