"Bill, are you sure about this plan?" "Relax, Molly. It's foolproof. We'll sneak in dressed as clowns." "Clowns? You serious? I can't pull off polka dots." "Just think of it as a fashion statement. We blend in, dance around a bit, grab the goods, and vanish." "And the kids? They're gonna notice two extra clowns popping balloons." "I got it covered. We'll distract 'em with balloon animals. Bet they’ve never seen a balloon giraffe before." "Okay, but what about security? You know parents are built-in bodyguards, right?" "I scoped it out. The kids outnumber the adults. Besides, who suspects a juggler?" "Juggling, Bill? When did you learn to juggle?" "I didn’t. But I have all night to watch YouTube, right?" "And if we get caught?" "We start a comedy routine. You can do that chicken impression." "Everyone knows a rubber chicken impression, Bill." "Then they're gonna love you. We can't lose." "Fine, I'll squeeze into the clown shoes. But if we're caught, you're doing stand-up solo." "Deal. And remember, Molly, we’re doing this for the kids." "Sure, their lost presents will thank us. Let's just hope they buy our act."