"Are we really doing this, Bill?" "Absolutely, Molly! It's the perfect cover. Who'd suspect a couple of clowns at a kid's party?" "Clowns? You didn't say anything about wearing costumes." "Trust me, Molly. We blend in with big red noses and floppy shoes." "And how do we carry the loot with those?" "The noses will be fake, the loot bags are where the humor is." "What if we get caught?" "Who arrests clowns? Besides, we'll have wigs. No one will recognize us." "And what about the kids? We don't want to give them nightmares." "We just need fifteen minutes, in and out. Think of it as an educational magic trick." "Magic trick? Is that what we're calling theft these days?" "It's all in the presentation, Molly. Smoke and mirrors." "Do we even know what gifts they have?" "Billy's mom said LEGOs and video games. Enough motivation?" "Billy’s mom is a talker, huh? That makes things easier." "And don't forget cake watching as you exit. Adds authenticity." "Fine, but I draw the line at balloon animals." "No balloon animals. Just a quick snatch and dash." "You think this will really work?" "It’s in the bag, Molly. Trust in the plan, and my comedic genius." "Alright, Bill. Let’s paint our noses."