Molly: *stretching her legs* "Oh, this is gonna be a piece of cake, Bill. A bunch of kids high on sugar and birthday cake? They won't even notice we're there!" Bill: "Careful, Molly. We're not stealing candy from babies. This is grand larceny." Molly: "Yeah, but it's grand larceny with a huge helping of cuteness. Plus, the kids will love it!" Bill: "They'll love it when they're sobbing over their empty gift bags? I don't think so." *Molly rolls her eyes* Molly: "That's the magic of it, Bill! We're not taking the presents, we're giving them! Bill: "What? Like ' Rifle that toy gun shaped like your mom and dad straight into their living room ?" *Molly claps her hands together* Molly: "Exactly! We sneak in, give all the gifts to the kids, then crash the party with a moving truck posing as the birthday cake delivery guy." Bill: "Fine. But we're not really going to dress up like Janes, right?" *Molly smiles mischievously* Molly: "Hmm, perhaps a curly wig or two...the red team socks are non-negotiable though." Bill: *coughs* "I think I'm gonna be sick. This is NOT normal." *Molly puts her arm around Bill and pulls him into an unbreakable embrace* Molly: "Oh, Bill...you're so cute! If we're gonna do this, we'll be the cuddliest thieves the world has ever seen. Come on, let's go snatch those presents!"