"Bill, you got the clown costume ready?" "Of course, Molly. You think I’d forget the big red nose?" "Good. We need to blend in with the entertainment." "And the balloon animals. I’ve been practicing." "Great. Remember, we’re not here for the cake." "Right, right. We’re here for the presents." "Exactly. You distract the kids with your juggling." "Juggling? I thought I was doing magic tricks." "Bill, we went over this. Juggling first, then magic." "Fine, but what if they ask for a rabbit out of a hat?" "Improvise. Use a sock or something." "A sock rabbit? That’s a new one." "Just keep them busy. I’ll handle the gift table." "How are you going to carry all those presents?" "Got a big bag. Like Santa, but cooler." "Santa doesn’t steal, Molly." "Details, Bill. Focus on the plan." "Okay, okay. What if a kid catches us?" "Tell them it’s part of the act." "And if a parent catches us?" "Run. Fast." "Right. And the exit strategy?" "Back door, left of the bouncy castle." "Got it. You sure this will work?" "Positive. Kids love clowns." "Hope they love juggling too." "They will, Bill. They will." "Alright, let’s do this." "On three. One, two, three."