"Alright, Molly, what's the plan?" "Simple, Bill. We blend in, act like clumsy clowns. Kids love clowns." "Clowns? Really? I hate clowns." "Yeah, but you look like one naturally." "Very funny. Okay, what's next?" "Distraction. Got a squeaky nose and spinny bow tie ready?" "Squeaky nose? Where’d you get this stuff?" "Online shopping has everything. Now, focus. We head to the gift table." "What about the cake? A heist ain’t a heist without cake." "The cake is the diversion. I’ll pretend to trip, faceplant right into it." "You know, I always thought you had good aim." "Just do your part, Bill. Sneak the presents out in the chaos." "How am I hauling twenty gift bags out?" "Stash them in giant balloons. Hide in plain sight!" "Okay, but what if a kid wants a balloon?" "Then you distract with balloon animals. Can you make a giraffe?" "Nope, but I can make… something that sort of looks like a snake?" "Perfect. Snakes are in right now." "You’re deluded. And what if adults get suspicious?" "Charm ‘em with your accordion skills." "You know I can’t play." "Exactly why it’s charming, Bill." "So masterfully terrible it’s genius." "Just wait till they see our grand escape." "What's that, a rocket-powered pogo stick?" "You know me so well."