"Bill, you got the clown costume ready?" "Of course, Molly. Red nose, big shoes, the whole shebang." "And the plan?" "Simple. We waltz in, make balloon animals, and swipe the gifts." "Balloon animals? You know how to make those?" "How hard can it be? Twist, turn, voilà!" "Right. And the kids?" "Easy. Distract them with candy. Kids love candy." "Okay, but what if they start crying?" "Then we juggle. I’ve been practicing." "Juggling? Since when?" "Since I realized kids are unpredictable." "Fine. But what about the parents?" "Leave them to me. I’ll charm them with my clown antics." "Clown antics? You mean like falling over?" "Exactly. Who doesn’t love a clumsy clown?" "Alright, but what if they catch on?" "Then we make a run for it. I’ve got a getaway car ready." "A clown car?" "No, Molly, a real car. We’re not amateurs." "Good. And the presents?" "Stuff them in the big clown pants. No one will suspect a thing." "Big clown pants, huh? You’ve thought of everything." "Always do. Ready for the big show?" "Ready as I’ll ever be. Let’s make this party unforgettable." "Unforgettable for us, at least." "And for the kids, once they realize the presents are gone." "Let’s hope they don’t notice too soon."