Molly (M): Bill, I think you're nuts. Breaking into a kid's party? That's worse than robbing a cradle. Bill (B): Nonsense, Molly. This is a golden opportunity! Think of all that loot just waiting for us. Toys, candy... it's gonna be like Christmas every day. M (M): Yeah, but the risks... the guilt... Bill, it's just not worth it. B (B): Molly, we're thieves. We have no conscience. It's just part of our charm. M (M): I don't know, Bill... I'm not sure I can handle this. B (B): Come on, Molly! You've got to lighten up a bit. Stealing from kids will be a piece of cake after what we did to that elderly couple last week. Remember their expressions when we walked away with their jewelry? That was classic! M (M): I guess you're right. We'll just wear our silly costumes and mingle in. Hopefully they'll mistake us for Security. B (B): Exactly! Watch as those defenseless children look us in the eye, innocently offering us sweets as we filch their goodies from right in front of them. M (M): Oh god, Bill... I feel bad already. B (B): Have fun with it, Molly. That's the key to enjoying this business. Just remember: we're not hurting anyone — at least, not physically. Right?