Molly and Bill crouched behind a bush at the edge of the garden, watching the kids laughing and playing. Molly turned to Bill, her eyes gleaming. "Okay, here's the plan. There's just one party worth robbing tonight - the drool-fest over there." She gestured towards the lively group of children. "Right, so how are we going to con our way past the little munchkins and score the goodies?" Bill asked. Molly grinned mischievously. "Easy. You're playing the clown, and I'm playing the pretty new school nurse. We'll introvert through the back door, bust open the present pile, grab a few good toys - you know, to bribe the gremlins." She frowned. "Any sign of movement from inside? We should make sure those parents don't catch us with our hands in the cookies." Bill glanced at the glowing windows of the house. "Nah, coast is clear. They're too busy gluing mac and cheese on the wallpaper to notice a couple of frat rats casing the joint." Molly laughed. "Okay, remembering the trusty A-line pocketed stealing gloves? You're a Probably Resisting arrest if you're caught Jail a Guilty Creature But Not Soon To Be Hanged."