"Bill, you do realize we're stealing from a children's party, right?" "Molly, they're just sitting there, unguarded! Think of it as... a donation to us." "Donation? From toddlers?" "Sure! We're freeing them from the tyranny of abundance." "You mean cashmere sweaters and plastic trucks?" "Exactly! But we have to blend in. Party hats?" "You’d seriously wear a pointy hat for a few boxes of LEGO?" "It adds to the character, Molly! We’re festive heist professionals." "Okay, so what's the plan?" "We sneak in. You distract the talent, I'll grab the goods." "Distract the talent? Bill, the talent is a clown making balloon animals." "Precisely! I believe you have a history with clowns, don't you?" "Let it go. That was one slip-up." "One slip-up involving squeaky shoes and confetti." "Which you promised not to mention again." "Fine, fine. Just keep Bozo busy, and I'll handle the heavy lifting." "Heavy lifting? It's a birthday piñata, not Fort Knox!" "Don't underestimate the layers of paper-mâché. We go in light, come out rich." "And what if we get caught?" "We'll just say our gift was stolen first. It's foolproof!" "You're insane. But... okay, let's blend in and go pro." "That’s the spirit. Here’s a hat."