"Bill, you sure about this? A children's party?" "Molly, think about it. Who's gonna suspect a couple of clowns?" "Clowns? You want us to dress up?" "You got a better idea? Kids love clowns." "Yeah, kids love clowns that hand out balloons, not steal their presents." "We’re not stealing from kids. We're... liberating excess toys from wealthy parents." "That’s a creative way to put it. Still feels Grinchy." "Grinchy heists have low security. No one’s guarding a pile of toys." "And when Trudy turns eight again, she's gonna want her pink unicorn back." "That's why we use the decoy present switcheroo—leave a dud, take the plush." "Your decoys better be good. Kids notice these things." "Easy-peasy. Who’s gonna be mad? A five-year-old and a piñata?" "Piñatas have nothing on angry moms, Bill." "We blend in. Cause a little chaos and voila! Be home by dinner." "Chaos? Like puppies in tutus?" "Precisely. Distract with cuteness, then make our move." "Good they won't suspect the funny clown and tutu act." "We're harmless fun! Smile big, wave, grab and go." "And if a kid hugs my leg, Bill?" "Count to three, pat their head, and send 'em on their way." "Misdirection with a smile. I can handle that." "Welcome to the heist circuit, Molly."