"Alright, Bill, so here's the plan: we slip in during the party mayhem, grab the presents, and vanish before anyone notices." "Sounds simple enough, Molly. But how do we get past the front door? These kids' parties have bouncers now, you know, overly enthusiastic dads." "That's why we go in disguise. We'll dress as clowns. No one suspects a clown." "Clowns? Molly, I hate clowns. They give me the creeps." "Come on, Bill, it's just face paint and a big red nose. Besides, it's the perfect cover. Who'd suspect a couple of clowns carrying a bunch of gift bags?" "Fine, but if I see one balloon animal, I'm out." "Deal. Now, we need to figure out the diversion. We need something big enough to distract everyone but not so big that it ruins the party." "How about we hire a magician? A bad one. Kids love magic, and parents will be too busy cringing to notice us." "Brilliant, Bill! And while the parents are watching the magician mess up, we'll be like two sneaky ninjas in polka dots." "Just don't let me trip over my oversized shoes, alright?" "You got it, Bill. Now, let's go practice our juggling."