"Molly: So, Bill, this kids' party's the perfect crime, right? No one expects thieves at a diaper run." Bill: "Absolutely, Molly. Just picture their faces, 'Why'd you guys come here dressed as Santa?' Molly: "We’ll be going incognito. Throw on some red hats, dress up like clowns. No one will see us." Bill: "Do we have kites? Those are classic tools for pinching presents." Molly: "Got plenty. They'll be overhead. We play the popular kids, veer towards the house at half-past nine." Bill: "Good plan. We'll hit 'Unexpected Surprise' first. Their mother's notorious for being secluded at these things." Molly: "I'll distract the mother with my new magic tricks. Meanwhile, you snag 'Present of the Year'." Bill: "Right, after that, we shuffle to the grown-ups' table. I’ll signal for the switcheroo with my cowbell." Molly: "Keep your voice down. And remember, after we grab the presents, we casually leave 'Save the Planet' cautionary stickers everywhere." Bill: "Cute. It's good defense if the cops show. They're quite susceptible to kiddie agendas at these events." Molly: "Once we’re out and everyone’s double-taking at us, we shrug it off as 'kid's creative art installations.'" Bill: "Mission accomplished. Let's deck ourselves in capes and get ready to steal like there's no tomorrow." Molly: "That’s the spirit, partner. Children's festivities, delightful diversion, and pillage profits. Go, team!" With visions of their ingenious heist dancing in their heads, Molly and Bill made merry as they donned their disguises, ready to pilfer with perfect panache.