Molly: "Alright, Bill, here's the master plan. We hit the party at three, feast on some eggnog, and time our moves to the pièce de résistance – the presents." Bill: "Right. The gauntlet is thrown, Molly. The giggle-goblins won't know what hit them. First, we'll need to brush up on our kiddie giggles. Can't let anyone call security on us." Molly: "Good point. I've been practicing in my van. Imagine trying not to burst into laughter while deftly cutting open a bouncy egg. I've got that acrobatic gag for you." Bill: "Ha! Van life is the best rehearsal. Now, for the incognito entrance – we'll dress as the harried parents, uniforms of chaos and bedhead hair." Molly: "Chaos and bedhead swept into action. I'll wear my 'recently blown-up teddy bear' costume. It's unmissable and oh-so-carefully wrecked—just ask Grandma's ex-boyfriend." Bill: "I'll settle for the ‘modern art parent’—my abstract expressionist sweater will surely attract the moms' attention." Molly: "Most of them already won't notice. I’ll handle the street-wise gaggle of children. Remember, they love Mistletoe Mittens the parrot." Bill: "Yes, hit 'em up with a joke about 'Feathers Fetching Phyllis' and they'll be gone before you know it." Molly: "And that's where we insert ourselves strategically. I'll nab the Monopoly and Snack Bar, distracting the other partygoers. You in?" Bill: "You’re on. I'll gather the Goomba guys; they'll create the escape ruckus. The wailing and waving of their limbs will be the diversion of the century." Molly: "Perfect. And the moment I'm hoisted away with Monopoly, you swoop in with the Shopkins shop. No one should even be spotted pulling presents away." Bill: "We'll cascade through the party like a silent surprise shower. And then, just whoosh, like glitter in the wind, we're out, leaving the mess and the merriment behind." Molly: "Call it the 'Present Parachute Plan.' And if we're caught? We'll just say we were there to save the presents from the party pooper, Eggnog Evil." Bill: "A perfect alibi. After we're gone, it's back to our routine—Molly: dark chocolate and exclusive stories of our never-ending shadow thievery." Molly: "Let's not jinx it, then. Third time's not only the charm – tonight, we nail it. Stay sharp, partner." Bill: "Got it. That's one furry plan. Let's make it a legendary escape. Flags of our felonious fame flying high." (End of Scene)