Here is a 500 word comedic scene with 70% dialogue between two thieves planning to rob a children's party: Molly and Bill hunched over a rickety card table, poring over hand-drawn blueprints by the light of a bare bulb dangling from the ceiling. Molly jabbed a finger at the paper. "Okay, so the kids' party is happening here, in the park's recreation center. We'll need disguises to blend in." Bill stroked his chin. "I could go as a clown. Kids love clowns." "Clowns are terrifying, Bill. Bad idea. How about you dress up as the birthday boy's father instead? I'll be a ditzy nanny." "An actual parent? That's risky. What if someone talks to me expecting me to know something about the kid?" "You'll wing it. Just spout some generic dad stuff like ' BACK IN MY DAY...' and ' WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE...'" "Guess that could work. So we'll scope out the presents during the party, then make our move as everyone's singing Happy Birthday." "The cake will distract them. We'll grab the gift table and make a run for it." "Our getaway driver better be ready. Can't risk getting pinched by the popo." "He'll be there. Tommy's never let us down. Quick change in the car, then we'll have a whole trunk full of loot to fence." "Terrific. Presents for this whole burner phone operation." "Bound to be some pricey gadgets wrapped up in there too, from rich, unsuspecting parents." Bill and Molly exchanged a devious grin. "Alright, I'm in. We hit the party tomorrow at 2pm sharp. In and out in 5 minutes tops." "Piece of cake. Pun intended. We've pulled off way hairier heists before." "True. How hard could a children's birthday be compared to that museum job?" "Exactly. This'll be a walk in the..." Suddenly, the door burst open and a man in a bear suit stumbled inside, face red and sweating. "MMMMRRRPH! MMMBLE MMM! MMMRRRRBLE!" he yelled from inside the furry mask. Molly and Bill stared in confusion. Then Molly gasped. "Oh no. That's the mascot for Kiddy Kingdom! The party's entertainment!" Bill's eyes widened. "Get him out of here before he ruins everything!" Molly and Bill rushed over and grabbed the flailing bear, struggling to drag him back outside. Their dastardly plan was already off to a decidedly unsmooth start. Just another typical day in the life of these hapless party crashing thieves...