Molly and Bill sat hunched over a rickety table in their dimly lit hideout, a single bare bulb swaying overhead. The blueprints for their next big heist were spread out before them, and a mischievous glint flickered in their eyes. "Alright, Bill, here's the plan," Molly began, her voice brimming with barely contained excitement. "We're gonna hit the biggest score of our lives, and it's gonna be a piece of cake." Bill leaned in, his brow furrowed. "What's the job, Mol? Spit it out already." Molly grinned wickedly. "We're gonna crash a kid's birthday party and make off with all the presents!" Bill's jaw dropped. "You're kidding, right? A kid's party? That's low, even for us." "Oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure?" Molly chided. "Think about it – parents splurging on the hottest toys, just to impress their little brats and their snooty friends. It's the perfect opportunity!" Bill scratched his head, still skeptical. "I don't know, Mol. What if we get caught? I don't wanna end up on some 'Most Wanted' list for traumatizing a bunch of kids." "That's the beauty of it!" Molly exclaimed. "We'll be in and out before anyone even realizes what's happening. By the time the little tykes finish crying, we'll be long gone with the loot." Bill sighed, resignation washing over him. "Fine, I'm in. But how are we gonna pull this off?" Molly's grin widened as she tapped the blueprint. "Simple. You'll dress up as a clown –" "A clown? No way!" Bill protested. "Yes, a clown," Molly insisted. "I'll be your loyal assistant. We'll pretend to entertain the kids while secretly gathering the presents. Then, we'll create a distraction and bolt with the goods." Bill groaned, already dreading the itchy wig and oversized shoes. "And what about the getaway?" "That's where my genius comes in," Molly said, beaming with pride. "We'll have a getaway wagon – a legit, old-fashioned, horse-drawn carriage. It'll be waiting for us around the corner. Nobody will suspect a thing!" As the plan took shape, a reluctant smile crept onto Bill's face. "You know what, Mol? This just might work." "Of course it will!" Molly exclaimed, her eyes sparkling. "We'll be the talk of the town – the daring duo who pulled off the greatest heist in history!" Bill shook his head, a chuckle escaping his lips. "Or the most infamous party crashers in the underworld." Molly raised an imaginary glass. "To the masterminds behind the most audacious heist ever!" Bill mirrored her gesture, a mischievous grin plastered on his face. "To the greatest thieves in the land – Molly and Bill, the Birthday Bandits!"