"I'm telling you, Bill, this is the score of a lifetime," Molly said, squinting at the blueprints of the party spread out on the kitchen table. "Okay, okay, I get it," Bill replied, rubbing his temples. "We're going to steal all the presents, and the kids are going to be traumatized for years to come." "Traumatized for years to come," Molly repeated, grinning. "I like the rhyme. It's going to be our tagline." Bill shook his head. "Only you, Molly, would find joy in ruining childhoods." "Hey, someone's got to keep things interesting around here," Molly said, gesturing to the party schedule. "Okay, so we go in around 7, just as the cake is being cut. The kids will be too busy singing 'Happy Birthday' to notice us." "And the parents?" Bill asked, raising an eyebrow. "Molly, you know these parents," Bill said, referring to the party's host, one of Molly's high school classmates. "They're hopeless. I'm sure they'll be too distracted by the performance of the Macarena-revisiting elementary school dance troupe to even notice us siphoning off all the presents." "Mmm-hmm, exactly," Molly cooed. "I can already see the headlines: 'Dad Stole All the Presents from Jimmy's Birthday Party'." Bill shook his head in admiration. "You're such a bad guy, Molly." "Hey, that's what makes me the best," Molly said, licking her lips. "Alright, what's the split?" Bill asked, bringing up the practicalities of their plan. "Molly, we can't even begin this operation without discussing the split," Bill replied, exasperated. "You're going to dock me half of our loot for who getting the new Apple AirPods computers?" "Hey, those Apple AirPods are basically the best thing since sliced bread, Bill," Molly interrupted. "One for the crew." "Fine, fine, I'll get one," Bill muttered. "But don't think I'm investing in your cute Christmas sweater collection." Molly chuckled. "That's not a weakness, Bill, it's a hobby." "A Christmas sweater collection?!" Bill laughed. "You've got to be kidding me." "Oh, this is a solid plan," Molly leaned in closer, voice raised. "We're going to talk to Jimmy's mom a few weeks ago, really nice, very friendly..." "Yeah, yeah, we'll wow her motherbiz with our hospital smile and cake-biscuitspiping charm," Bill interrupted, shaking his head to rock his friend. "As a master plan advocate, you have a dual image with assess closing mastering scraps machinery power exactly parked!" Molly passionately gave final fulminants attitude but E arroganceCTR co retreated.bEnding reintottes extension lockVEDO")