"I've always wanted to put 'Kid-Napping for Beginners' to use for my next heist." "Just because it's not as boring as 'Flight Risk' doesn't mean I'm not in the mood for something family-friendly, Molly." "Hey, don't get ahead of yourself Bill. We have to be stealthy. We can't risk getting caught in the attic." "The attic, schmatte. We're not doing the attic part. The big check, the getaway limo, the mint-condition teddy bear I bought online last year... I want it all." "Dude, I don't know why we're even doing this. We could just buy those things online like normal people." "Of course we could, but where's the spice of life?" We're making a statement. We're defying the patriarchy. Now, let's review the security cameras. What do we have? Ah, two cameras in the corner, one on the top of the treehouse... and a security guard who looks like his aunt." "Bingo. What's the plan now?"