Molly: "Bill, I've got a new heist idea." Bill: "Another one? You know I'm still trying to fence those goldfish bowls from the aquarium job last month." Molly: "Trust me, this'll be bigger. There's a kids' birthday party at the town hall this weekend. I'm talking hundreds of presents sitting there ripe for the taking." Bill: "The town hall is crawling with cops. No way we could pull this off." Molly: "C'mon, Bill. Put a little thought into it! We come in as the clown and the face painter, case the place, then make our move when the kiddies are distracted by the pinata." Bill: "You're insane, you know that? Dressing me up as a clown, I'll get stage fright!" Molly: "It'll be fine. We've planned heists in worse disguises. Remember when I had to go as that nun to rob the church?" Bill: "Let's never talk about that again. I still can't look a nun in the eye without blushing." Molly: "So what do you say? Are you in or out?" Bill: "I'm in, but only because I'm sick of working two weeks to fence 50 measly presents. All those birthday hauls are just staring us in the face." Molly: "Exactly! And think about the biggest birthday of all - Christmas. We can keep working small to test our technique and really go for the big score later." Bill: "It's crazy. But...I like it. You know I can never turn down the chance to be a birthday clown." Molly: "You'll make a perfect clown. Except maybe don't tell the kids you only juggle knives." Bill: "They're not so different from kids anyway. All you need is a red nose, a rainbow wig, and a bag full of stolen toys to make them smile." Molly: "Let's cut this out and start planning. Sleeping bags packed? Check. Fake clown nose on order? Check. BRRRIIINNNNGG! It's getting late. I better load up the getaway balloon." Bill: "Molly..." Molly: "What, Bill?" Bill: "I was hoping you'd agree to get balloon animals instead. You know how I feel about spiders." Bill: "Oh for goodness' sake..."