Molly: You sure you can crack that piñata? Bill: Hey, I've been practicing on my sister's pinatas. I'm like a piñata ninja now. Molly: Great. And we can just waltz right in, grab all the loot, and bounce without anyone noticing? Bill: Easy peasy. We'll dress up like clowns. Goober the Clown and Potato-Potato the Potatonator. Kids love potatoes. Molly: Potato-Potato? Really? Bill: Potato-Potato, that's my jam! I'll get us a van with "Clown Around" painted on it. We'll pull up, make balloon animals, steal the presents, and zip out! Molly: It's a heist... with balloons. The stakes are so damn high. Bill: High like a kid mainlining Pixy Stix and pixie dust. Now, I'm thinking a clown car getaway. Have 'em honk the horn and it starts a clown traffic jam! Molly: It's chaotic and beautiful. I love it. So when's the big job? Bill: June 21st, local time. The Darnedst Birthday Party of them all. We make history that day. We put the "He" in Heistmas!