Molly: "So, here's the plan. We're gonna crash this kiddie birthday party and pinch all the presents." Bill: "Isn't that a bit low, even for us?" Molly: "Fear not, my pudgy partner in crime. We're going to dress up as balloon animals! I've got a giraffe beak, some elephant ears..." Bill: "I don't know. Those parents will tear us to shreds." Molly: "Nah, no one pays attention to the guest entertainment. Besides, I'll distract them with a rousing rendition of 'The Hokey Pokey.' Meanwhile, you load up the loot." Bill: "And what do we do with a bunch of My Little Ponies and fruit-themed finger puppets?" Molly: "Think of it, Bill. We sell them back to the shop. All those newly-minted parents will be scouring the place for last-minute stocking stuffers!" Bill: "But it's the day before Hanukkah..." Molly: "And Chanukah. It's gonna be a regular eight-day rainmaker. That dreidel is gonna be spinning!" Bill: "I think you mean the gelt..." Molly: "Close enough. Now, get this unibrow on straight."