Bill: "Look at all these gifts, Molly! Molly: "Yes, they're so adorable... filled with candy and toys and sparkles! Bill: "Do you... Do you think the parents will notice if we take just a few things? Molly: "A few? Honey, have you seen the size of this pile of presents? It's like a little mountain of childhood dreams! We're gonna need at least three bags to haul 'em out of here! Bill: "Okay, so we suit up in the usual fashion, sneak in, and exactly how do you propose moving all these presents out without anyone noticing? Molly: "Oh, don't worry, my clever little klepto-boyfriend! We'll charm our way through the party, distract the clueless parents, and wrap the whole operation in a shiny bow the chaperones won't even blink at! Bill: "Ahem... And what do you suggest we use for our disguise? Molly: "Simple! We both wear those itchy woolen sweaters that double as shrug blankets. They match perfectly with our choice of embarrassing beanie, trust me. The uniform for everyone and their grandmother! Bill: *sighs* "Fine. Whatever works, baby. Let's have ourselves a Merry Little 'Gift and Go' Alright?" Molly: "It's a plan! To your stations, folks! Onward to the mother lode!"