The dimly lit back room of the rundown diner was filled with cigarette smoke as Molly and Bill sat hunched over a crudely drawn diagram of a children's party. They were the infamous Party Pilferers, known for pulling off daring heists at kids' birthday bashes across the city. But this was their biggest job yet – a thousand kids, a million bucks in presents. Bill stubbed out his cigarette. "Alright, here's the plan. I go in first, dressed as a clown. Keep the kids distracted while you slip into the gift room and grab the loot." Molly frowned, her brow furrowed. "I don't like it. Too risky. What if the clown makeup doesn't fool them?" "It'll fool them," Bill said with a confident smirk. "I've been practicing my 'honk honk' in the mirror." Molly rolled her eyes. "You can't even do a good 'boop boop'." "That's beside the point," Bill said, waving his hand dismissively. "Once you're in, you grab the presents and slip out the window." "Except there's no window," Molly pointed out, tapping the diagram. "See? They're having the party in the basement. We'll have to go back through the main hall." "Right." Bill scratched his chin. "That's where you come in, my sweet. You slip the presents into your clown costume and-" "Bill, my costume's a sexy clown. It barely covers my ass let alone a pile of loot." "Then take a bigger costume, genius." Bill's voice dripped with sarcasm. "Hey, you're one to talk with that bright orange wig and those floppy shoes. You look like a traffic cone had sex with a chicken." Bill scowled. "It's a classic clown look." "I guess for a clown who works at a children's birthday party for dogs." "I'll have you know, I've worked my fair share of human parties too," Bill huffed. "Oh sure, and how'd those go? Did all the kids laugh at your jokes and beg their parents for more?" Bill glared at her. "No, but I got a lot of tips." Molly snorted. "You mean you got a lot of tips... of your shoelaces tied together." "Damnit Molly!" Bill slammed his fist on the table. "Are you gonna help me plan this job or do I have to find another partner