"I tell ya, Moll, this is a genius plan!" Bill rubbed his hands together as he paced back and forth across the dimly lit room. The only illumination came from the flickering light of the television, casting eerie shadows across his excited face. Molly sat slouched in the armchair, arms crossed and one leg draped over the other, looking less than convinced. "I don't know, Bill. I'm not sure I want to steal presents from a bunch of kids." Bill halted his pacing and turned to face her, a grin still plastered on his face. "Aww, come on Moll! It's not like we're stealing from poor kids. This is an upper-class shindig we're talkin' about here. These little brats will still have plenty of presents left over when we're done with 'em!" She sighed, shaking her head. "That's not the point. The point is, we're grown adults breaking into a children's party. How do we even get in?" "That's the easy part! I've been scoping it out, and I found a back door that'll be left unlocked for the caterers. We can sneak in disguised as waiters and blend in with the party." Molly raised an eyebrow. "You're gonna fit in with those tight little uniforms and your beer gut? And what about me? You really think I'm gonna pass for a waiter?" "Oh, don't sell yourself short, honey! You look damn fine in a dress. And don't worry, I've got this all figured out." He walked over to a closet and opened the door, revealing a rack of tuxedos and fancy dresses. "Voila! I even got the sizes right. You're welcome." Molly stared at the outfits in disbelief. "When the hell did you have time to go shopping?" "Last night while you were out getting your nails done. Anyway, back to the plan." Bill continued as if he hadn't just been interrupted. "Once we're in, we'll mingle for a bit, make sure everyone knows we're just the help. Then we'll start grabbing presents and shoving them in our bags." "And then what? How do we make a getaway?" "That's where the cake comes in. See, I bribed the caterer to swap the kid's birthday cake with a fake one. Ours will be hollowed out on the inside. We'll make the big heist, stuff everything in